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Travel industry funnies Pt.2.

8/5/2015

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More travel industry funnies coming up now. Bearing in mind I used to work in Product and Contracting, so we would read these notes made by Reservations if and when we needed to look at a booking. They would also print out automatically for our agents around the world. Bear that in mind when having a read - think cultural differences, language barriers, different palates and food, terrible grammar and spelling... and then laugh your head off as we used to! These are 100% genuine and names and details have been changed where the joke is not affected...

Ms Elizabeth Jones likes to be called Sian

Pax Mr Joseph III Edwards and Mr Joseph IV is the correct spelling of their names

Nicola Smith is vegetarian. She does not eat fish and rarely eats eggs

Pax Heslop has irritable bowels and may need to go to toilet randomly, but should be ok

Miss X and Miss Y would like a twin room, they do not want to share bed

Pax Mrs K does not want to share a room with Mrs C. Pax Mrs K is happy to be roomed with anybody other than Mrs C

Mr B is not vegetarian but enjoys a lot of vegetarian food

Pax Miss Richard Smith pre existing medical conditions are: he has 3 stents in coronary arteries placed in 2010. No impairment of physical activity / paralysis of right diaphragm in 2007. Physical activity only compromised over 6000 ft. Full cycling capability at lower elevations. Pax currently cycles approx 1700 miles per day.

Good to know!

Mr Berger and Mrs Berger is a vegetarian

Mrs F would prefer to use a male frame

Mrs E has the following dietary requirement - no dairy with the exception of plain yoghurt, rice, milk or soy milk. Oat puffs or rice puffs is ok for breakfast. No wheat so only wheat free breads or rolls. No margarine but butter is ok. Oats are ok. Drinks: apple juice / still water / decaffeinated teas like chamomile, peppermint etc

Pax W has allergies to pets and as the hotels accepts pets, please room her in a clean "no pets" rooms, thanks

Miss B will probably not be eating an evening meal as can't eat late at night

Mrs P is worried about snorkelling. She has never done this before so please spend a few minutes with her showing her what to do?

Mrs M cannot eat eats in any form and she does not like fish

Alison B hates blood pancakes

Ms M does not eat red meat and am wheat and cow's dairy intolerant. This means I can eat fish, all poultry and seafood, plus rice, potatoes, rye polenta, corn etc, plus goats and sheep cheese. I can eat anything with flour in it as long as it's not wheat flour. What she cannot eat is red meat, bread / pastry or pasta made with wheat flour, cows milk / cheese / yoghurt / cream

Yes, I think we've got it now, thanks!

Pax Mr B does not like peas

Miss J will be needing to park her car near the office - please help her to organise this

Ms Berry is a vegetarian

Good one!
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